Adaptation

You know you've spent too much time in Seattle when:

1. You start to panic when you're driving in a small suburban street and the lane markers disappear.
2. You wonder how you ever got anywhere before the invent of live/google maps.
3. On a strange road the first thing you do is start looking for the speed limit signs.
4. You have trouble parallel parking in a spot that is twice the length of your car.
5. You regard a Jeep Grand Cherokee or a mini van as a small car.
6. You walk around with zero cash in your pocket.
7. You wonder how you ever lived without online shopping.
8. You think that a 10 mile drive is a really short one.
9. You're very surprised to find a place that's open past midnight on weekdays.
10. You start using 5+ word phrases to describe how you want your coffee, e.g. Tall Non-Fat Eggnog Vanilla Latte.